36 Daily Reminders to Take Your Birth Control (Tweets & Snapchats)

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  • 01
    Forehead - I told her 'No more of Mommy's makeup
  • 02
    Cheek - When mom & dad won't let you eat rocks
  • 03
    Tire - I asked her to walk to the top of the driveway instead of carrying her
  • 04
    Photograph - RECE Cohen cried for 20 minutes because he NEEDED the pink bus, 2 minutes later he is melting down because I don't like pink' MED
  • 05
    Font - Nobuntu Ndlovu @Knowbuntu My son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming 'mine'. My daughter is crying saying Tj is stealing my air....they are in my bedroom, on a Saturday morning.... 7/7/18, 12:32 AM
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    Cheek - I Have The... BEST DAD The 'Best Dad' wouldn't let her eat the remote control
  • 07
    Joint - 1480 GUD VIRI! Because I wouldn't let her grab the dog by the penis
  • 08
    Forehead - I wouldn't let him dip his toothbrush into my wine glass
  • 09
    Smile - There was frosting on both sides of her Oreo
  • 10
    Joint - Because I wont let him dip his fingers in my hot coffee
  • 11
    Bottle - Darl Do-it' OLD LARED AAAI JALA PEN HOT SAUCE 5 fl. oz. (148ml) I won't let her drink hot sauce for bedtime snack
  • 12
    Leg - &00 O B PELES Because he can't watch Daddy poop
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    Nose - He doesn't want to stand up and he doesn't want to lie down F
  • 14
    Sleeve - I wouldn't let him unload the knives from the dishwasher
  • 15
    Vertebrate - www www KD www.nite www. We didn't let her go outside without pants and shoes on
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    Hair - PLA Because the people on the plane in the sky wouldn't wave back at her
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    Forehead - I wouldn't let her eat the dog's tail
  • 18
    Sleeve - SLOWEE I won't let her chew on the tampon she found in my purse
  • 19
    Outerwear - He wanted raisins. So I gave him raisins...I didn't even get the chance to ask what went wrong TAME
  • 20
    Gesture - Nik __(ツ)」 @jacaristar Daughter didn't want "sunscream" sol put her outside and yelled "SUN.... GET HER" and now she's flipping out. 8/25/18, 2:36 PM
  • 21
    Font - Ally @TragicAlly Here I bought my son a book about bats and halfway through it he shouted out, "WHAT??? BATS ARE REAL?!?!" All this time he thought they were made up for Halloween like ghosts and witches
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    Jaw - Sophie Mackintosh @fairfairisles Yesterday in the park I saw a toddler screaming "BAD DOG" at a goose & I can't stop thinking about it
  • 23
    Font - Cocoa Mama @SeauxCocoa Almost 2yr old for sale. Been crying for 10 mins cuz he cant get in the oven with the cornbread. Entertaining all offers.
  • 24
    Font - hallie @hallierb *Overheard conversation between 2nd grade boys* "Do you think you'll ever fall in love?" "I don't know. I think if she likes pancakes, then probably."
  • 25
    Font - Octopus/Caveman @OctopusCaveman My 5 year old son just asked "what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey's whole life" and none of the parenting books I've read have prepared me for this question. 8/26/18, 7:56 AM
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    Font - Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 My son sent a letter to Santa. I hope it gets there. It doesn't have any postage on it and he put it in the bathroom heater vent. 11/26/18, 11:38 PM
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    Font - rachel @RachBlackburn__ just seen a little girl confidently walk up to a bath bomb in lush and take a bite out of it, kids are class
  • 28
    Font - l'appel du vide @kanm03 Madison's eaten 3/4 of a chicken and cheese quesadilla. The last 1/4 she realizes it has chicken and cheese and isn't a pancake. She flies into a fit of crying and screaming that I lied and broke her little baby heart. I literally never fucking said it was a pancake but go off 30/08/2018, 8:44 pm
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    Font - @htxraull my niece asked me one day why i always wear the same tattoos like LMAOOOOOO000000000000 9:08 AM Sep 30, 2018
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    Font - keera @keera_w today we asked my three year old cousin how much he weighs and he said, "uhhh, like fifty squirrels"
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    Smile - Jacob Bayless @Jake_5_Bayless Lifeguard at the lake: "EVERYONE PLEASE EXIT THE WATER, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A 5 YEAR OLD BOY IN BLUE SHORTS NAMED TITUS" Follow Little boy standing next to me in blue shorts: "hey, my names Titus too" 2:08 PM - 9 Jun 2018
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    Tire - Jake @Jverhulst123 Yesterday I told my nephew Im not allowed to eat popsicles (bcuz my sis doesn't want him eating junk & he copies me) So he pulls me into the bathroom, slams the door, and whispers: "ssshhhh I got us both popsicles but we need to eat them in here so my mom doesn't find out"
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    Handwriting - Sal Perez @Sal_Perez4 Bro I had to be the dumbest preschooler out there onkiego Dimn sDr SgR 2018-05-19, 6:16 PM Ritigo O Srko
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    Font - Colin @IntroSpecktive My niece asked me to bite into a Twix bar so she could see what was in it, and she refused to eat it because she thought the caramel was cheese 11/10/18, 5:00 PM
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    Smile - Carlie V @Carlie_Veenhuis. 1d I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of the water and his mom goes "maybe if you ask the pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you!" This kid looked me dead in the eye and goes "..... where's the pretty one?" KIDS ARE RUTHLESS LMAO
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    Font - Rootless Metropolitan @crookedroads770 I generally think of myself as an okay father but somehow I forgot to teach my two year old son what an owl was and he thought it was called a wood penguin

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